Sleep Well. ????

Ahhh....at last. Perfect sleeping conditions. Nice and cool. Cozy warm blankets. Dark, quiet. Peaceful doggie stretched at the foot, purring cat curled at the head. Husband SILENT! A rare occurance. Click off the bedside light,repeat aahhhh..... Wait a minute. What's that noise? Like, breeeeathe sniff, breeeathe sniff. As the cat purrs decrease, breeeathe sniff decibel levels increase. Poke the cat, volume increase on the purrs. Aahhh.... Purrrrrr, purrrr, purrrr. Purr......pur......pu..... Shit. Poke the cat. Purr volume increase. Breeeathe, sniff...jerk jerk. Whine whimper. It's the bloody dog! Snoring, twitching, and whimpering! Boot the dog ever so gently from beneath the blankets. Silence. Except for purrrr purrrrr purrrr. Aaahhh....one begins to doze. Nice and dark, peaceful. Purrr, purr.....raaaasssp. Purr purr raaaassspp. Aaagh! The bloody cat is snoring! Poke poke! (Aggressive poking going on now.) Purrr purrr purrr. Dozing. Lovely.... Suddenly, up perks Cat! Purr goes off, energetic rising up of Cat, unnecessarily heavy stomping across inert human (albeit AWAKE) form, loud thumping to the floor and noisy chomping of kibble ensuing from the kitchen below. Sigh. Aw well. Nice and cool and dark and quie....... Gghhhllllaaarrrrrgggg.......zzzzzeeeeewwww! Sssnneeerrrrgggllegggg......fffnnneeeeuwwwww. Bloody husband. Where are the earplugs?