Common Sense?

Glade new SensaSpray! Set the dial to spritz a whiff of sense as often as needed, from every 10 seconds up to every 12 hours! How often do you need to be sensible? For example, say you're unable to break through your wife's most recent silent treatment. One spritz of Glade SensaSpray and you'll rush out for flowers and chocolates! Kids being brats? Glade SensaSpray once a day will not only cause the little dears to sensibly cease tearing each other's hair out, but they'll develop the common sensical desire to do homework plus clean their rooms. And! Mom and Dad's common sense will spring into life as they realize the benefits of a new sense of discipline.... Glade SensaSpray comes in several sweet fragrances. Piney Perfume! Develop a sense of relaxation without ever taking a break from work or getting into the (real) refreshing outdoors. Remember the prodigal son? A few snorts of Glade 'Hog Essence' sends prodigal adolescents plunging out of the pig pen and hobbling for home. Having a brain-dead day at the office? Plug in 'Caffeine Aroma' Sensaspray and see your meetings jolt into sensible solutions. If you find SensaSpray once a day isn't sensible anymore, you may safely sniff as often as you wish, just by changing the handy fragrance plug-in. **Warning: Glade is not responsible for overly sensible behavior that may be brought on by overuse of this product. Which may or may not be completely chemically induced.**